Since Steelers fans have had a week to reflect on the Steelers season and how close the team came to making the playoffs, here's a review of the season told by Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky from Animal House.
WEEK ONE BRINGS OPTIMISM FOR YOUR STEELERS
then they start 0-4
THEN THEY BEAT THE JETS AND THE RAVENS...
but then they go to oakland and lose.
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THEN THEY GIVE UP 55 POINTS TO THE PATRIOTS.
BUT THEY WIN 3 STRAIGHT AND THEY'RE "STILL IN THE HUNT"
BUT THEY LOSE ON THANKSGIVING TO THE RAVENS...
AND BLOW A TWO SCORE LEAD AGAINST THE DOLPHINS.
THEN THEY BEAT THE FIRST PLACE BENGALS...
AND ONCE AGAIN, THERE IS STILL A SMALL CHANCE AT THE PLAYOFFS.
but even though it looks bleak,
It's Not Over Just Yet! All You Need Is A Kansas City Win!
AND THEN Ryan Succop MIsses The Field GOal, The Chiefs Lose in Overtime...No Playoffs After all.
But You Shouldn't Be SAd. There's Still More Football and the Super Bowl.